Ahh summer. It feels great to show off your bod by the beach. Nothing beats being gawked at by creepy dudes with beer bellies as they look for shells to complete a macrame turtle. But what if your bod isn't quite ready for public consumption? What if your idea of a bikini is a tarp from the Wal-mart hunting aisle?
Don't worry. JNL's gotcha covered. Our favorite swimsuit model has started a boot camp to knock you ladies into shape so you can shake what your mama's gave you with confidence. They are sketchy about the price on the site but they claim JNL(What she calls herself for this venture) will be in attendance and that it is "worth" 10,000 dollars. So I assume it's lower than that. I think I'll sign up and go in drag just because it's a lifelong fantasy of mine to have Jennifer teach me correct yoga and pilates poses.
Somebody call the number and get a price point. I want to see that guy's macrame turtle.